2008

Aug

Why the animated GIF was invented (click to see the action)...

No Way. No How. No McCain. Way to go Hillary. Slam dunk. I’m glad you gave that speech.

I officially can’t deal with this any more.

briandrew: What do respected college papers, The GW Hatchet, and UMCP’s Diamondback, have in common...

Puma vs. Adidas

Both brothers joined the Nazi party, but Rudi as a World War I veteran was slightly closer to the...

Not sure how much longer I can hang on here.

skimmityboobop: I don’t know what the fuck you just cooked but it smells like shit. It must have...

Daddy Yankee: When he was 17, after being shot in the leg while active in the criminal world, DY...

Frankly, I have no idea what Roland Martin is talking about.

briandrew: Forget about whether or not Biden’s Gaffes will get him in trouble, what the Obama...

“One of the poorest members of the Senate, Biden lamented how...”
— My Way News - Analysis: Biden...

Biden Biden Biden! Good ol’Roman Catholic.

What did I do before Satellite Radio? Oh. My iPod. That’s right. Hmmm.

Bill Nelson or Joe Biden...

…anyways…you people are silly with your waiting by your phones.

Huey Lewis and then David Bowie on the XM this morning? Seriously. If I wasn’t sick as shit...

I know, I know...

…this sounds horrible, but I am obsessed with James Blunt’s 2007 album All the Lost...

Being sick sucks.

Diaroogle.com - The Premier Toilet Search...

Match Game is back, fuckers. Sweet! Chances are TBS will destroy it.

Heads up: Brooklyn pet store has turtle that...

5-year-old Brooklyn boy dead in elevator...

Just the thought of going into D.C. this morning makes me sick to my stomach.

Here comes the presidential storm. Get ready for mad all out chaos.

Israeli Turtle Gets Skateboard to Replace...

Prior VP nominee selection dates

Bird flu hopes from 1918 victims

I Was There. Just Ask Photoshop.

At 13,000 Feet with Bill Murray

So I just got one of these. I used to have one of these back in the day. I love it. In fact, I am...

Things to look forward to (not for...

taylorlong: In one week, I’ll be going to Coney Island to see Huey f’ing Lewis for free! Wait....

thumbwrestlinginbaltimore: (via roads2roam) LOLZ

briandrew: Me too, Adult Swim, me too. This morning, me...

“You are a-dumb and a-stupid” (via pennypranks) Oh Office Max

We were one of these taxis.

I have a download speed of 12.4 mbps. Speedmatters.

So irritated

I just want to go home already.

Charging a Motorola "Phone" over USB

Oh John Edwards.

Fuck you Euro. Just fuck you.

“Hey Jones (Chipper) You’re Bones”

Noah and the Whale. Check them out.

What the fuck’s a Quadrangle?

Joe F. Sullivan, the 21-year-old mayor of Imboden, Arkansas from 1911-1915 was physically unable...

okay rolling stones much

Jul

Hi from London!

Gen. David Petraeus. He is Iraq’s last best hope. According to MSNBC.

Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

Dark Knight was fucking awesome. The Joker was so bloody fantastic. That is all. No spoilers here.

Tonight at midnight is going to be amazing. Can we have a Batman wedding cake?

Happy Batman Day!

Obama campaign raised $52 million in June

“I’m going to go home and fuck my dog and walk my...”

How did we end up at an all black strip club in SE D.C. last night? It was more of a social study...

i misses!!!!!!! i love you!

What do you feel about Donna Shalala being a VP for Obama?

Bayh campaigned with Obama today.

When Memes Collide

AirRadar - Advanced Wireless Network Scanner

House Atwitter Over Rules Governing Video,...

“NPR To Cancel “Bryant Park” - 7/14 - DC-based National...”
— via dcrtv.com Doesn’t look...

“NPR To Cancel “Bryant Park” - 7/14 - DC-based...”
— via dcrtv.com Doesn’t...

Photoshop Contest: 115 More Pieces of Amazing...

Bush to lift executive ban on offshore...

True Progressive Programs: Square Deal New Nationalism The New Freedom New Deal Fair Deal New...

“We stand at the edge of a New Frontier—the frontier of...”
— John Kennedy

“Everything passes, everything changes. Just do what you...”
— Bob Dylan (via scout)

taylorlong: I feel stuck. Very, very stuck. I know how you feel. I know very much how you feel.

Millionaire Missing on Hawaii's Main Island...

“The Greek and the Irishman!! A Greek and an Irishman were...”
— (via seabiscuit)

Land of the Free

“First and foremost, is the depth — and the quality...”
— How Matt Drudge Rules the...

I feel like shit.

Middle school students bring Hemingway's...

'Beer Pong' Video Game Has Controversy...

Most frustrating thing in the world

Is when I wake up and my roommate is in the bathroom. She doesn’t even work. All she does is...

Stars & Stripes FOREVER! (Muppets Variation) (via patrioticeagle)

Blog suspension.

David Bowie's 1972 Santa Monica concert is...

Let's settle this...

İşte İran'ın first lady'si - Hürriyet

Jun

Hailey’s Flight Makes National News

If you haven’t seen this yet, The Cleveland Show (via clevelandshow)

Woke up this morning thinking about this… Eric Anthony Todd Dan I can’t deal with...

Jazz In the Garden

Bowie: OMG! David Bowie Writes About His...

A friend of mine from high school committed suicide over the weekend.We were pretty close in high...

Menu for Saturday Night

briandrew: eric-the-red: Chorizo (for Brian) w/all the fix’ns & yucca Spanakopita w/ the Kia...

Menu for Saturday Night

Chorizo (for Brian) w/all the fix’ns & yucca Spanakopita w/ the Kia Salad Chicken Wings...

-I need your signature on this document. -Very well, but...

In honor of todays SCOTUS ruling...

A Barackracy? A Barackracy.

I do not approve, but I am not...

briandrew: US Supreme Court says individuals have right to own guns, strikes down DC handgun...

What’s interesting about this is that its actually a viral ad for Levis jeans. Still a really...

Finally got a chance to watch this movie…so good. A...

Humyo Provides 30GB of Free Online Storage

I never thought I would say this, but I’m jealous of gonorrhea.

Now that, sir, is hilarious!

The adjusted rates for medical record copying are as follows: a preparation fee of no more than...

Wayne Allyn Root has the coolest names for his kids: Remington Reagan Root, Dakota Root (who is...

Florida to Buy Sugar Maker in Bid to Restore...

The Pearl Jam Scene, Growing More Grateful by...

Belly button lint comes from your...

Many people find that, at the beginning and end of the day, a small lump of fluff has appeared in...

Coagulation in science

Turn Your Xbox 360 into a Streaming Netflix...

A bear on a bike? Ha-ha! I love the lede: It was supposed...

kumagaya: Nick McGlynn

So have any of you received my CDSwaper Mix yet? Feedback? Stroke my ego please.

I saw four local restaurants that went out of business in the last week while walking a few blocks...

George Carlin mourned as a counterculture...

Zoning bill marks 1st step toward 1,500-foot...

Music: Get "Crazy" With The Violent Femmes

Yep. We are so Mary Tyler Moore and Dick Van Dyke.

Yes, We Will Have No Bananas

“The kid from Queens and the kid from Brooklyn doing some...”
— Willie Randolph opens up after...

“All I know for sure is that this guy is no liberal goo-goo....”
— The Two Obamas

That’s dude’s dead wife in the bottom right...

You can’t tell me the gas stations are not reaping a...

So I was standing in line at the Giant over in Silver Spring and I noticed a woman with a shirt that...

Time to Decorate. Where to Begin?

Pregnancy Boom at Gloucester High

My Work is Fulfilled

Dead Body Lies In Bed For 41 Years

Woman's dead body lies in flat for 35 years

Woman sat dead in front of TV for 42 years

I’m thinking it would be a blast to camp in the UK for a few nights… What do you think?...

Shirtless Joe: Take Him Out Of the Ballpark?

The Real Scoop on Why I Lost My Show

Following the Soviet story-arc in Get Fuzzy lately? If...

Me: I don't know about you, but I have a very attractive girlfriend.
FoGo: You sound like Ron Burgundy right now.

Obama Struggles to Win Over Key Groups

A Delegator, Obama Picks When to Take Reins

My future strip joint

Chunkie Change’s Gentelman Parlor. The sign would have a big ol’neon pink sign with a...

“If the mole don’t match the tape, than it ain’t...”
— People in my office in...

I’ve checked out. Haha. Feels so good not to care about work.

Internet suicide case goes to federal court

Camden Yards

Is soooo much better than Nationals Park. Feels like baseball, not a board room or Monday morning...

British Man Stunned to Find a Dozen Illegal...

Falling down a flight of stairs...

So last night, while visiting my girlfriend, I fell down a flight of stairs. I really fucked my...

Thank God it's Friday

Who says Friday the 13th is all bunk

briandrew: Never has checking my e-mail made me shout, “What the fuck!” Just heard him speak this...

“Azy Kia is the best lab assistant ever, and also a good...”
— Heloisa Andrade de Paula,...

What is better than re..re…re…peating “Step in the Name of Love” by R.Kelly...

Mud phobia pig gets its own boots

Oooooh…Scott Run, PA…not Scrotum, PA.

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