Neighborhood gigolo?

Why the animated GIF was invented (click to see the action) via...

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:18:00 -0400

Why the animated GIF was invented (click to see the action) via i36.tinypic.com

No Way. No How. No McCain. Way to go Hillary. Slam dunk. I’m glad you gave that speech.

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:11:00 -0400

No Way. No How. No McCain.

Way to go Hillary. Slam dunk. I’m glad you gave that speech.

I officially can’t deal with this any more.

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:32:09 -0400

I officially can’t deal with this any more.

briandrew: What do respected college papers, The GW Hatchet, and UMCP’s Diamondback, have in common...

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:23:40 -0400

briandrew:

What do respected college papers, The GW Hatchet, and UMCP’s Diamondback, have in common with my Alma Mater’s paper? Dildos.

Do I not get hat tips any more for my hilarious creations on the Chronicle front page?

Puma vs. Adidas

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:28:00 -0400

Both brothers joined the Nazi party, but Rudi as a World War I veteran was slightly closer to the party. During the war, a growing rift between the pair reached breaking point, after an Allied bomb attack in 1943 when Adi and his wife climbed into a bomb shelter that Rudolf and his family were already in: “The dirty bastards are back again,” Adi said, apparently referring to the Allied war planes, but Rudolf was convinced his brother meant him and his family. After Rudolf was later picked up by American soldiers and accused of being a member of the Waffen SS, he was convinced that his brother had turned him in.

In 1948, the brothers split their business, when Rudi left the high hill for the other side of the Aurach river: Adolf called his firm Adidas after his nick name; Rudolf called his new firm Ruda - from Rudolph Dassler.

Rudolf’s company changed its name to Puma Schuhfabrik Rudolf Dassler in 1948, and became a public company in 1986, listed on the Börse München and Frankfurt Stock Exchange.

(via wiki)

Not sure how much longer I can hang on here.

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:51:34 -0400

Not sure how much longer I can hang on here.

skimmityboobop: I don’t know what the fuck you just cooked but it smells like shit. It must have...

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:12:44 -0400

skimmityboobop:

I don’t know what the fuck you just cooked but it smells like shit.

It must have been a poo cake, cause I fucking smell it too.

Daddy Yankee: When he was 17, after being shot in the leg while active in the criminal world, DY...

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:45:42 -0400

Daddy Yankee: When he was 17, after being shot in the leg while active in the criminal world, DY gave up illegal endeavors and devoted himself to music.

I wonder if there is something more to this?

Frankly, I have no idea what Roland Martin is talking about.

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:30:42 -0400

Frankly, I have no idea what Roland Martin is talking about.

briandrew: Forget about whether or not Biden’s Gaffes will get him in trouble, what the Obama...

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:57:25 -0400

briandrew:

Forget about whether or not Biden’s Gaffes will get him in trouble, what the Obama campaign really needs to worry about is Biden’s hair plugs.

About 35 million men are bald or balding in the U.S.

"One of the poorest members of the Senate, Biden lamented how people like him sit at the kitchen..."

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 10:43:55 -0400

“One of the poorest members of the Senate, Biden lamented how people like him sit at the kitchen table at night worrying about how to get by in tough economic times. “That’s not a worry John McCain has to worry about. It’s a pretty hard experience. He will have to figure out which of the seven kitchen tables to sit at.””

- My Way News - Analysis: Biden fills attack role

And that is the way Barack Obama gets elected. Just hammer it home. Over and over and over again.

Biden Biden Biden! Good ol’Roman Catholic.

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:44:00 -0400

Biden Biden Biden! Good ol’Roman Catholic.

What did I do before Satellite Radio? Oh. My iPod. That’s right. Hmmm.

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:40:36 -0400

What did I do before Satellite Radio? Oh. My iPod. That’s right. Hmmm.

Bill Nelson or Joe Biden...

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:01:11 -0400

…anyways…you people are silly with your waiting by your phones.

Huey Lewis and then David Bowie on the XM this morning? Seriously. If I wasn’t sick as shit...

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:38:10 -0400

Huey Lewis and then David Bowie on the XM this morning? Seriously. If I wasn’t sick as shit right now my day would be made.

Plus, you’re coming home tomorrow. I just wish I felt better.

I know, I know...

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:27:57 -0400

…this sounds horrible, but I am obsessed with James Blunt’s 2007 album All the Lost Souls.

Sigh.

Being sick sucks.

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:04:36 -0400

Being sick sucks.

Diaroogle.com - The Premier Toilet Search Engine

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:48:03 -0400

Diaroogle.com - The Premier Toilet Search Engine: I wonder if Bush uses “the Diaroggle” when he is in NYC.

Match Game is back, fuckers. Sweet! Chances are TBS will destroy it.

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:52:23 -0400

Match Game is back, fuckers. Sweet! Chances are TBS will destroy it.

Heads up: Brooklyn pet store has turtle that can disagree with itself

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:41:58 -0400

Heads up: Brooklyn pet store has turtle that can disagree with itself